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Phutatorius

Serving up inflammatory chestnuts since . . . well, today.

Monday, October 06, 2003

Last night I was asked, for the 100th time in two years, by a waiter at a chain restaurant, "Have you eaten at any of our restaurants before?" Like there's something new and important I need to know before I can order a meal at Ruby Tuesday's.

Please, oh please, sir — I beg you — clue me in to the mysteries of your occult institution. I am lost and wandering and confused; reel me in and bring me Home.

posted by Phutatorius at  #10:17 AM.

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