Phutatorius

Here's a tracklist of an album I hope to record someday, once I've taught myself to play the guitar:

1. The World Is Over, and I'm Still Here
2. Walk It Off, Brother
3. I'll Be in the Overhead Bin (If You Need Me)
4. Your Sorry Ass for $100, Alex
5. Flathead or Phillips? (Instrumental)
6. She Said She Had "Standards"
7. (I Wanna) Climb the Walls like Spiderman
8. They'd Love You in Burma
9. (It's All About) Torque
10. Tastes Like Asbestos
11. The Legend of John Henry's Hammer

I just added the Cash cover today, because — God love him — he sure was a hammer-swinger. We'll miss you, Johnny.

I thought that my unemployment would be the font from which brilliant, imaginative, and insightful blogging would spring. Maybe Day Two will go better.