Phutatorius

I copped the name from The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Volume 4, Chapter 27. I would spare you a mouse-click and serve up the tribulations of Phutatorius in digest form, but I think it's best to send you here so you can read them firsthand.

Which brings me to Phutatorius' first meaningless, unsolicited opinion in blogdom: Laurence Sterne was the greatest literary genius of the eighteenth century. If you're still not convinced, read Chapter 28.

From here on out it gets uglier — I promise.